I'm cheesire, and i created this abomination. I like mountain dew, radiohead, and a bunch of other stuff.

I am 15 and half of me invaded iraq

THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA

my other half hopped the border

My birthday is march 28

I have no personality, no reedeming qualities, terrible sense of humor, and ill be dead by 19. Im also gonna:

• Make a game and release it
• Make another game
• turn 18
• Release it

its either that or living in the woods.

But before i do that, i gotta listen to alot of music, i love listening to:

• Tommy Wright III
• Radiohead
• American Football
• KanYe West
• Aphex Twin
• Nirvana
• Linkin Park
• Alison's Halo
• Far Apart (They only have like, 3 songs, but that doesnt matter)
• Weezer
• Omni Trio

YOU GUYS LISTEN TO MUSIC. I BECOME THE MUSIC. YOU'LL NEVER BE ME. YOU GUYS ARE JUST FAKIES

Also, One time, there was a shootout behind my house with the police and i almost got shot, and the little ceasars near my house has a few bullet holes, and another time, they tried to assasinate my dog. My front door neighboor is also either a crackhead, or an alcoholic. I dont know though. The police are in my neighborhood every other week. IM A TUPAC REINCARNATED

My favorite games are Mother, Mother 2 (or earthbound, but im too lazy to type all that), GTA SA, GTA IV, every valve game, and probably mother 3 if those fuckers at nintendo would make an english version

i like watching neon genesis evangelion, azumanga daioh, lain, dragon ball, and south park

if i had a reason to live, it would be to live to see the day they finally release Mountain Dew Baja Blast in stores. PLEASE PEPSICO PLEASE

My favorite hobbies are listening to music, shoplifting, drinking mountain dew, and playing videogames. My parents dont love me.

The End!!

I will add more things if i remember