Officer it wasn't me I swear!

I'm cheesire, the owner of an amalgamation of spaghetti "code", mountain dew ethusiast (especially baja blast), and NON-CRIMINAL. These are very AWESOME and COOL facts that you WILL learn whether you like it or not.

I am a 14 year old from the wonderful country of alcoholics, guns, and 9/11.

THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA

Not really though, i'm actually mexican
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My birthday is march 28 1994

I love listening to sad british men, autistic virgin music, rappers and other music people such as:

  • MF DOOM
  • Weezer
  • Radiohead
  • The Smiths
  • KanYe West
  • Duster
  • Aphex Twin
  • Nirvana
  • Linkin Park
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YOU GUYS DON'T ENJOY MUSIC THE WAY I DO. YOU GUYS ARE JUST POSERS

Im also from the hood, unlike cooper2723, a known faker. Unlike him though, I'M ACTUALLY FROM THE HOOD IN DETROIT. One time, there was a shootout behind my house with the police, and the little ceasars near my house has a few bullet holes, and another time, they tried to assasinate my dog. My front door neighboor is also either a crack addict, or an alcoholic. I dont know though. The police are in my neighborhood every other week. IM A REAL HOOD NIBBLER

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My favorite games are pokemon, earthbound,earthbound zero, gta san andreas, every valve game, and probably mother 3 if those fuckers at nintendo would make an english version

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i like watching neon genesis evangelion, azumanga daioh, lain, dragon ball, and south park

if i had a purpose, it would be to live to see the day they finally release Mountain Dew Baja Blast in stores. PLEASE PEPSICO PLEASE

My favorite hobbies are crying to the smiths and radiohead and NOT COMMITING PIRACY AS PIRACY IS TRULY A VICTIMFUL CRIME. IF YOU FIND ANY SAFE VIDEOGAME OR FILM OR MUSIC PIRATING PROGRAMS WITH 0 VIRUSES, REPORT THEM TO ME SO I CAN TELL THE AUTHORITIES.

The End!!

I will add more things if i remember

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