Please do not use any of this against me in the court of law

I'm cheesire, and i created this abomination. I like mountain dew, radiohead, and a bunch of other stuff.

I am 15 and my country tests nuclear weapons on its citizens

THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA

im lying im actually mexican
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My birthday is march 28

I plans for life are as follows:

  • Make a game and release it
  • Make another game
  • turn 18
  • Release it
  • Kill myself probably

its either that or living in the woods.

But before i do that, i gotta listen to alot of music, i love listening to:

  • Tommy Wright III
  • Radiohead
  • I hare myself
  • KanYe West
  • Aphex Twin
  • Nirvana
  • Linkin Park
  • Alison's Halo
  • Far Apart (They only have like, 3 songs, but that doesnt matter)
  • Weezer
  • As a Weapon
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Also, One time, there was a shootout behind my house with the police and i almost got shot, and the little ceasars near my house has a few bullet holes, and another time, they tried to assasinate my dog. My front door neighboor is also either a crackhead, or an alcoholic. I dont know though. The police are in my neighborhood every other week. Probably cuz i live in detroit.

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My favorite games are Mother, Mother 2 (or earthbound, but im too lazy to type all that), GTA SA, GTA IV, every valve game, unreal tournament, tony hawk undeground 2, midnight club la, and probably mother 3 if those fuckers at nintendo would make an english version

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i like watching neon genesis evangelion, azumanga daioh, lain, dragon ball, and south park

if i had a reason to live, it would be to live to see the day they finally release Mountain Dew Baja Blast in stores. PLEASE PEPSICO PLEASE

My favorite hobbies are listening to music, shoplifting, drinking mountain dew, and playing videogames. My parents dont love me.

The End!!

I will add more things if i remember

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