Drive slow homie, drive slowTuesday, August 13 2024, 9:19 pm ESTRecently, news has come out that Kanye's dentist has been gotten him addicted to Nitrous Oxide to essentially lobotomize and extract millions of dollars from him. Sadly, I know kanye doesn't have much time. Micheal Jackson supposedly died from a drug addiction, Coolio died from a drug addiction, if Kurt Cobain hadn't killed himself, he probably would've died from his drug addiction. It's nothing new. and worst of all, there's nothing we can do. Kanye will die in 8 years, and even then thats being optimistic that he won't die sooner. I am McLovin.Sunday, May 25 2008, 9:53 pm ESTI just finished watching superbad, and It opened up my third eye. I am no longer Cheesire. I am McLovin. Here is a list detailing every reason I am McLovin.
I am McLovin 2 years of stupiditySaturday, February 17 2008, 10:58 pm ESTI've had this website since I was 11. I'll be turning 14 in March, but I just want to thank the people who've been on my website in general. For this year, im announcing 2 THINGS!!! First: A MOBILE WEBSITE WOOOOO a website for your blackberry, low end device, and any other web browser coming late February or early March! Second: Game 2?!?!?! im making a new game thats kinda like half life, fallout 2, deus ex and gta 3. More news coming soon!!! And thank you for being here for the last 2 years :') Message about my game.Tuesday, February 13 2008, 6:46 pm ESTOver the past 3 years I have been developing an untitled open world rpg in flash. Due to lack of development progress, inability to write a decent story, and lack of time, and simply wanting to focus on something else that doesn't have much time, it has been cancelled. Thank you for understanding. Do NOT let an 11 year old have a websiteWednesday, February 1 2008, 5:05 pm ESTI was recently looking at my old posts from when i was 11-12, and i FUCKING HATE LITTLE ME. HE IS AN OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BRAT WHO THINKS HE WAS FUNNY. HE IS NOT. IF I GOT BULLIED BACK THEN, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO OBNOXIOUSLY UNFUNNY. EVEN NOW I STILL AM. BUT AT LEAST I AM SELF AWARE AND TRYING TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY. Anyways, pretending i didn't just have a mental breakdown, should i edit my old posts to be less cringy and lore accurate? or should i keep them the same? YOU DECIDE!!! 10,000 VIEWS :OThursday, September 28 2007, 9:16 am ESTso... i got 10,000 views couple of days ago, but i forgot to post something. I just want to thank everyone who's ever been on my website, You guys are why this website has 10k views :D 1 year of my website! (+announcement!)Thursday, February 17 2007, 1:36 pm EST So... it has been exactly 1 year since I became the Golden Swag Crusader (TM). To comemmorate my website becoming legally old enough to do nothing, im making a YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!!! Now, you can bully me in the chatbox on the homepage, AND my videos :P My website is banned in my schoolThursday February 16 2007, 10:08 am EST So... I have a friend, and I wanted to show them my website, but something happened... This site can’t be reached The connection was reset. Try: Checking the connection Checking the proxy and the firewall Running Connectivity Diagnostics ERR_CONNECTION_RESET My school's internet may be absolute ass, but not ass enough to not load my website THERE IS A HOSPITAL BED IN MY SCHOOL RIGHT NOWTuesday January 10 2007, 10:54 am EST Code blue is a lockdown that simply prevents people from leaving because someone is hurt or something i think. This is the not the first time this has happened. First time they brought a puppy to smell the walls (The walls smell good), and now they brought a hospital bed. what are they gonna bring next time? Hopefully its another dog so i can have a wall smelling buddy The ranch attacks of September 30 (4 injured, 1 dead)Friday September 30 2006, 11:37 am EST It was a peaceful Morning on Friday September 30, 2006. Sadly it would all change at 11:10 am EST when tentions were rising between 2 Tables at lunch. It all started when Bryce, a Representative of the Leo Table, Took ranch from the war storage, and launched it at the Jolly Rancher's Table. He is now no longer a representative at the Leo Table. But sadly they fired him too late, and The Jolly Rancher struck the Leo Table With Tragedy. At 11:15 am EST, the Jolly rancher Twists a ranch packet. At 11:16 am EST, The Jolly Rancher Strikes The Leo Table with Tragedy, and Ranch. 4 injured, 1 dead. The individual that had passed was known as Cheesire. He was a Good man, and sacrificed himself, to save others. "He was a trooper" Leo commented on the death of a fellow fella and council member. His last words were the words "Miguel, what the fuck?" before he got ranched. Thanks to Cheesire's wise words of wisdom, The Jolly Rancher, Also known as Miguel, was apprehended. The Creature 2: The Creature returnsWednesday May 25 2006, 2:50 pm EST why- what made you wanna do this -Jaidyn, 2006 As the title suggests, I made a mistake. (Like father, Like son :D) And i regret it. HELP ME. IT IS AFTER ME. HELP. HELP. IT IS LOOJING FOR ME. 
The CreatureSaturday May 21 2006, 12:30 pm EST I was bored and I decided to make sprites for my game. Everything is normal for now. I decided that making the first sprite for the dog was too hard, so i gave up and moved on to the second sprite. Still normal. All of a sudden 
LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING A HISTORICAL MOMENTWednesday May 18 2006, 12:40 pm EST IT IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT BECAUSE ONE OF MY TEACHERS (Im not saying who though) JUST TOLD US THAT WE ARE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP!!!!1!! WE ARE FINALLY GOING ON A FIELD TRIP AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF NOTHING!!:D IM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD >:D (Not really though)Wednesday April 27 2006, 1:07 pm EST First of all, I just want to say THANK YOU!!! If it wasn't for you guys, we wouldnt be here. :D So... I was bored and just wanted to check how many visits have. I check it and 1905 VISITS. Words cant express how thankful i am for you guys. Thank You! :D GAMES!!1!! :0Wednesday April 27 2006, 12:45 pm EST THERES A NEW GAMES TAB!1!!!! WOOHOO!!! Friday, April 22 2006, 10:41 pm EST As the title suggests, I will (Or i'll atleast be trying to) revamp the website design. YEAH! THATS RIGHT! COOL GIMMICKS! PAGE SOURCE EASTER EGGS! OTHER CRAP! THE WHOLE NINE YARDS!!! *pdates will be rolling out 1 week at a time starting Monday April 25, 2006 1000 VISITS!Wednesday, April 13 2006, 10:00 am EST Today is an amazing day! (Well not really since i passed 1000 visits a few days ago) I hit 1000 visits. So to celebrate, lets do absolutley nothing :) Im 1 year older :D (Yay! My birthday!)Monday, March 28 2006, 10:00 am EST My birthday is today, and i got an OREO CAKE!!!!!!! im not sharing any with you FIRST EVER BLOG ENTRY!!!!!The Golden Swag Crusade B)Thursday, February 17 2006, 1:36 pm (Artist's conception at the bottom of blog entry) So... I was just in english (Class) and I was wearing a golden basket thingy that my english teacher put on half of the tables. It was 1:20 then the bell rung. I wanted to go home to play gta, so I left when the teacher let us. When I left, I forgot to take off the swag. Everyone noticed me and told me. I took it off, but it was too late... HELP THE FBI IS AFTER ME AAAAAAA (Artist's Conception) Made by me :P;
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