2 years of stupiditySaturday, February 17 2024, 10:58 pm ESTI've had this website since I was 11. I'll be turning 14 in March, but I just want to thank the people who've been on my website in general. For this year, im announcing 2 THINGS!!! First: A MOBILE WEBSITE WOOOOO a website for your blackberry, low end device, and any other web browser coming late February or early March! Second: Game 2?!?!?! Its more of a concept right now, but im currently writing a new game similar to half life, fallout 2, deus ex and gta 3. More news coming soon!!! And thank you for being here for the last 2 years :') Message about my game.Tuesday, February 13 2024, 6:46 pm ESTOver the past 3 years I have been developing an untitled open world mother inspired rpg in flash. Due to lack of development progress, inability to write a decent story, and lack of time, it has been cancelled. Thank you for understanding. Do NOT let an 11 year old have a websiteWednesday, February 1 2024, 5:05 pm ESTI was recently looking at my old posts from when i was 11-12, and i FUCKING HATE LITTLE ME. HE IS AN OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BRAT WHO THINKS HE WAS FUNNY. HE IS NOT. IF I GOT BULLIED BACK THEN, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO OBNOXIOUSLY UNFUNNY. EVEN NOW I STILL AM. BUT AT LEAST I AM SELF AWARE AND TRYING TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY. Anyways, pretending i didn't just have a mental breakdown, should i edit my old posts to be less cringy and lore accurate? or should i keep them the same? YOU DECIDE!!! 10,000 VIEWS :OThursday, September 28 2023, 9:16 am ESTso... i got 10,000 views couple of days ago, but my lazy ass could not be bothered to post anything about it, but then, i randomly remembered my website for the first time in 69 days (Nice) ITS BARBMINHIEMER DAY!!!!!!Friday, July 21 2023, 11:53 pm ESTEdited Thursday, September 28 2023, 9:17 am EST Ladies, Gentlemen, People, and little timmy in the back, today is the day that releases that releases Barbie, a serious, griddy war drama, Oppenhiemer, a movie about a silly little guy crash landing onto onto a planet and teaming up with silly little critters, and Pikmin 4, a game about a girlboss gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing. Tell historians i was here, on BarbMinHeimer. (Edit: i fixed the spelling for Barbminhiemer to Barbminheimer and fixed the date to july 21, why tf did it take to so long to realize?) The Cone Song (Im in pain)Tuesday, May 30, 9:52 am ESTIm a cone Just a Cone Nothing less Noting more 1 year of my website! (+Big announcement!)Thursday, February 17 2023, 1:36 pm EST So... it has been exactly 1 year since I became the Golden Drip Crusader (TM). To comemmorate me becoming old along with my website, i am launching a YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!! Now, instead of harassing me in the chatroom on the homepage, you can harass me on the things i post! My website is banned in my schoolThursday February 16 2023, 10:08 am EST So... I have a friend, and I wanted to show them my website, but something happened... This site can’t be reached The connection was reset. Try: Checking the connection Checking the proxy and the firewall Running Connectivity Diagnostics ERR_CONNECTION_RESET My school's internet may be worse than furries, but on this day, it could actually open websites (Which is rare) so Its not an internet problem. My school banned my website Valentines day (It's mid)Tuesday February 14 2023, 8:15 am EST So... I was gonna post something about me being banned in my school, but it's Valentines day. I would care, but im no simp. But atleast I get to watch people cry and get free candy :) I survived parent teacher conferences lolTuesday February 14 2023, 8:00 am EST Bro i souned emo lol My final post.Friday February 10 2023, 9:57 am EST Judgement day comes in 2 hours. Teachers turn on students and parents also do that. Why? idk ask the guy who made parent teacher conferences. I wanna take a moment to remenice on life. I never got to finish NGE, never got catch all pokemon, never got to finish my game, never got to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of my website. I failed. i sound emo lol THERE IS A HOSPITAL BED IN MY SCHOOL RNTuesday January 10 2023, 10:54 am EST "Code blue is a lockdown that simply prevents people from leaving because someone is hurt" or something idk. If i had a penny for every time a code blue happened i would be broke. What am i supposed to buy with 2 pennies? It's still weird it happened twice tho. First time they brought a puppy to smell the walls (The walls smell good), and now they brought a hospital bed. what are they gonna bring next? The Toys R Us "R"? 8 BILLION PEOPLEWednesday November 16 2022, 8:03 am EST Today, it has come to my attention that we reached 8 billion humans. Thanks nick cannon! Im running out of ideas :(Wednesday October 12 2022, 1:34 pm EST So... I wasn't bored, I was writing my game's story (It doesn't bore me). I remembered, I need a name for the main kid (Insert name here), Girl (Insert name here), Boy 2 (Insert name here), and Boy 3/Adult/Dog (Insert name here). Then, I realized, I need names for them. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR STATE OR COUNTRY NAME. I MIGHT AS WELL NAME THE CHARACTERS OFF PEOPLE IN MY CLASS CONSIDERING HOW BAD I AM AT NAMING THINGS. Introducing, Jose, Leslie, Jose, and the most creatively named out of all of them, JOSE!!!! The ranch attacks of September 30 (4 injured, 1 dead)Friday September 30 2022, 11:37 am EST It was a peaceful Morning on Friday September 30, 2022. Sadly it would all change at 11:15 am EST when tentions were rising between 2 Tables at lunch. It all started when Bryce, a Representative of the Leo Table, Took ranch from the war storage, and launched it at the Jolly Rancher's Table. He is now no longer a representative at the Leo Table. But sadly they fired him too late, and The Jolly Rancher struck the Leo Table With Tragedy. At 11:19 am EST, the Jolly rancher Twists a ranch packet. At 11:20 am EST, The Jolly Rancher Strikes The Leo Table with Tragedy, and Ranch. 4 injured, 1 dead. The individual that died was known as Cheesire. He was a Good man, and sacrificed himself, to save others. "He was a trooper" Leo commented on the death of a fellow mexican and council member. His last words were the lyrics to Komm Susser Todd before he got ranched. Thanks to Cheesire, The Jolly Rancher, Also known as Miguel, was apprehended. I Undressing'd the ranch, I bet the ranch, and i cannot stress this enough, I De-Jollied the Jolly rancher 104 days of summer vacation!Saturday June 18 2022, 9:47 am EST So... I graduated yesterday, WHICH MEANS IT IS SUMMER VACATION!!! But the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. :( Maybe I should build a rocket, or go fight a mummy. I want to climb the Eiffel Tower. Discovering my will to frikin live, or giving a Hot Dog a Shower. Surfing on Tsunamis, Creating MacroBots, Finding a Dream Stan's Brain! Fighting a Dodo bird, Nuking a continent, Driving the IRS Insane! As you can see, I might go to Federal Prison before school starts this fall. AW HELL NAW 2: Material DogsWednesday May 25 2022, 2:50 pm EST why- what made you wanna do this -Jaidyn, 2022 As the title suggests, I made a mistake. (Like father, Like son :D) And i regret it. HELP ME. IT IS AFTER ME. HELP. HELP. IT IS LOOJING FOR ME. 
AW HELL NAWSaturday May 21 2022, 12:30 pm EST So... I was bored and I decided to make sprites for my game. Normal thing to do. I decided that making the first sprite for my dog was too hard, so i gave up and moved on to the second sprite. Still normal. All of a sudden 
LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING A HISTORICAL MOMENTWednesday May 18 2022, 12:40 pm EST IT IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT BECAUSE ONE OF MY TEACHERS (I aint no snitch) JUST TOLD US THAT WE ARE GOING TO ZAP ZONEEEEEEEEE! WE ARE FINALLY GOING ON A FIELD TRIP AFTER SEVERAL DEPRESSING, PAINFUL, DEHUMANIZING MONTHS OF CHILD LABOR!!:D I will try to record the things the happen too.Oh, and sorry about my hiatus, i had a fever, then i returned to torture. 2000 visits!!Thursday April 28 2022, 5:03 pm EST (Wow short time frame) It took me 1 month and and 17 days to reach 1000 visits, and now, it took me 22 days to get 1000 MORE vists! Thank you guys!! since im lazy af i will repeat what i said 2 entries ago but slightly edited First of all, I just want to say THANK YOU!!! If it wasn't for you guys, we wouldnt be here. :D So... I was bored and just needed to google the rules of a pokemon nuzlocke. Then I check my site and BOOM. 2000 Visits. Words cant express how thankful i am for you guys. Thank You! :D My Pokemon Omega Ruby NuzlockePart 2:Thursday April 28 2022, 4:56 pm EST Part 1:Thursday April 28 2022, 4:22 pm EST Part 1:So... I was bored and decided to start a pokemon nuzlocke! I did everything i needed to do. Then, professor birch was being attacked by a pokemon, and i got my first pokemon, Mudley The Mudkip™! Part 2: After that I just walked around until i found May and we battled our pokemon then we went back to the lab and professor birch gave us a pokedex. We go outside, may gives me pokeballs and a cool gadget. The normal spazz. I will keep updating this as time goes on. Breaking The Rules >:DWednesday April 27 2022, 1:44 pm EST My math teacher let us use our phones, but theres a catch. No posting from his classroom but... The Cheesirehat Boom of 2022Wednesday April 27 2022, 1:07 pm ESTFirst of all, I just want to say THANK YOU!!! If it wasn't for you guys, we wouldnt be here. :D So... I was bored and just wanted to check how many visits have. I check it and  BOOM. 1325 HITS. 312 UNIQUE VISITORS. 1905 VISITS. Words cant express how thankful i am for you guys. Thank You! :D Project Spacebound uncancelled!Wednesday April 27 2022, 12:45 pm EST Edited Wednesday October 12 2022, 1:45 pm No reason just felt like it :D On other news, say hello to the new, Games Tab! Edit: Just realized it was uncanceled because I needed games for the games tab The josh battle 0f 2021, 1 year later (Retrospective)Sunday April 24 2022, 9:54 pm EST Wow. One year. Time goes by fast. it feels like the josh fight of 2021 was just 5 months ago. December was 5 months ago. IT FEELS LIKE DECEMBER WAS 3 MONTHS AGO. WHY DOES TIME GO FAST :( Complete Site Revamp Coming Soon!Friday, April 22 2022, 10:41 pm EST As the title suggests, I will (Or i'll atleast be trying to) revamp the website design. YEAH! THATS RIGHT! COOL GIMMICKS! PAGE SOURCE EASTER EGGS! OTHER CRAP! THE WHOLE NINE YARDS!!! *DS version will be rolling out later than the pc version **New mobile mode added ***Updates will be rolling out 1 week at a time starting Monday April 25, 2022 1000 VISITS!Wednesday, April 13 2022, 10:00 am EST Today is an amazing day! (Well not really since i passed 1000 visits a few days ago) I hit 1000 visits. (It was a few days ago dumbass) So to celebrate, lets do absolutley nothing :) Project Spacebound is cancelled :(Wednesday, April 6 2022, 7:11 am EST Project Spacebound is cancelled. I would release the prototypes, but they're really crappy. Im 1 year closer to death :D (Yay! My birthday!)Monday, March 28 2022, 10:00 am EST So... My birthday is today, so i wrote a poem for being with me for 12+ Years, and because i got O R E O C A K E Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Failed April Fools 2022) Project SpaceBound Leak coming soonSunday, March 27 2022, 5:15 am So... I was bored so i decided to compose the intro for Project SpaceBound. (My game lol) Since i have nothing better to do over spring break, i will release the first part of the Project SpaceBound OST. Remember, March 31 12:59 PM EST I have 377 days to collect all 3DS, DS, and Game boy pokemon...Wednesday, March 16 2022, 10:17 pm This announcement will cost me $468.60, So... I just found out that the 3DS eshop is closing down forever on march 2023. :( so, since i am a pokemon fan, i will try to get all 809 pokemon from gen 1-7 (Not including lets go Pikachu and Eevee). Will i succeed? No. Who knows? maybe, the true pokemon collector inside me, are the friends we made along the way :) FIRST EVER BLOG ENTERY!!!!!The Golden Drip Crusade (Yes, Really)Thursday, February 17 2022, 1:36 pm (Artist's conception at the bottom of blog entry) So... I was just in ELA (Class) and I was wearing a golden basket thingy that my ela teacher put on half of the tables. It was 1:20 then the bell rung. I wanted to go home to play gta 5 so I left when the teacher let us. When I left, I forgot to take off the drip. Everyone noticed me and told me. I took it off, but it was too late... HELP THE FBI IS AFTER ME AAAAAAA (Artist's Conception) Made by me :>
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